Slurpees and Big Gulps

As I was about to leave at 4:30, a young attractive colleague asked me if I had ever heard (SLUUUURRRP) in my classroom. She had inhaled and sucked her tongue.

Mostly this week I heard a lot of insulting,whining, and complaining. And passing of gas. The sixth graders all seemed to be suffering from flatulence on Thursday. One boy let  go of a might blast during Corrective Reading, causing our circle to become a large polygon.

“Yeah, I guess so.” A cold and cough was making the rounds. I still have it. I probably had heard some slurps.

She told me ” Well 6th grader X is at home getting beaten by his mom for doing that?”

“Uh…getting a beating for (slurp)?” Sixth grade student X is nearly as tall as me and weighs about 200 pounds.

The attractive young teacher had to explain to me that the students were creating the sounds of oral sex, then made a hasty retreat.


April 17, 2010. 1.

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